joke
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:36 am
A woman walks into a store and asks for a chicken that she needs to cook for some relatives she expects. "I want one that will be big enough" she says. The store owner looks inside the ice box where there is only one chicken left and lots of crushed ice. "Hmm...," he thinks, "I will stuff it with ice to make it heavier" and so he turns and twists the chicken inside the icebox behind the counter as if he was looking for a big one. He brings the ice stuffed chicken up on the scale, "one and a half pound, is it ok?" he asks. "Oh I would like a bigger one" says the lady. "Sure" replies the store owner, brings it back to the ice box, shoves it around the ice a bit more, back at the scale. "Two pounds, thats the biggest I have" he says. "Oh, that's allright," says the lady, "I will take them both." 
